🌠 Cosmic Tea This Month

1. Saturn in Pisces (3H - ~Vibe Check~)

Big Mood: When group chat debates get too deep at 2AM 🤯

Pro Tip: Use May 10-25 to finally start that podcast/TikTok series 🎙️

Caution: Mercury square May 8 = don't subtweet your BFF 🙊

2. Jupiter in Gemini (5H - ~Glow Up~)

Main Character Energy: Your DMs blow up after posting that viral thinkpiece 🧵

Manifestation Hack: Carry a yellow notebook for sudden genius ideas 💡

3. Venus RX in Leo (9H - ~Wanderlust~)

Plot Twist: That study abroad ex slides back into your IG stories ✈️

Power Move: Wear gold hoops to repel messy energy 💫

🚀 Your May Game Plan

💰 Coin Alert

Bag Secured: May 24 = crypto/tech payday (NFTs? AI side hustle?) 💸

Fumble Warning: May 12 Full Moon = don't Venmo randos for "guaranteed" crypto tips 🚫

👩‍💻 Career Era

LinkedIn Slay: May 18-22 = recruiters stalking your profile 👀

Gen-Z Flex: Use ChatGPT to draft that resignation letter you've been dreaming of 📝

💘 Situationship Forecast

Ex Files: May 4-28 = "u up?" texts from someone you met at a protest 📲

Date Night Pro Tip: Museum dates > boring dinners this month 🖼️

🧠 Wellness Check

Viral Hack: "Doomscrolling detox" every New Moon Tuesday 📵

AYUSH Remedy: Brahmi gummies for that ADHD brain focus 🍬

📅 Critical Dates

✅ Slay Days: 24th (money magic), 19th (manifestation peak)

⚠️ Messy Days: 8th (drama tsunami), 12th (FOMO spending)

🔮 3 Must-Try Rituals

TikTok Trend: Manifest with "future self" journaling 📓

Vedic Bonus: Donate old phones to students on Saturdays

Astro Aesthetic: Garnet ring + blue light glasses combo 👓