🌊 Cosmic Tea This Month

1. Jupiter in 4H (~Home Vibes~)

Big Mood: Turning your room into a Pinterest-perfect zen den 🧘‍♀️

Pro Tip: Host a sound bath sesh for your squad before May 15

Caution: Mercury square May 8 = don't text your landlord at 3AM 📱

2. Saturn in 2H (~Coin Drama~)

Reality Check: That "healing crystals" shopping spree needs a budget ✨➡️💸

Power Move: Use May 10-25 to finally monetize your meditation TikTok

3. Venus RX in 8H (~Soulmate Shifts~)

Plot Twist: Your twin flame might be that ex who owes you money 🔥

Vibe Protection: Wear rose quartz when checking old DMs

🚀 Your May Blueprint

💰 Coin Alert

Bag Secured: May 24 = surprise cash from grandma's old jewelry 💍

Fumble Warning: May 12 Full Moon = no more "manifesting" expensive crystals

👩‍💻 Career Era

Main Character Moment: May 19 = your spiritual coaching side hustle goes viral

Gen-Z Hack: Use Canva to design aura-themed merch

💘 Situationship Forecast

Ex Files: May 4-28 = "I dreamt about you" texts at midnight 🌙

Date Night Pro Tip: Sound healing dates > basic coffee meets

🧘 Wellness Check

Viral Hack: "Sleep manifestation" with selenite under your pillow 💤

AYUSH Remedy: Brahmi tea for that overthinking Pisces brain

📅 Critical Dates

✅ Slay Days: 24th (money magic), 19th (manifestation peak)

⚠️ Messy Days: 8th (sleep-deprived decisions), 12th (emotional spending)

🔮 3 Must-Try Rituals

TikTok Trend: "Ancestor money" ritual with jasmine incense

Vedic Bonus: Feed koi fish at temples on Fridays

Astro Aesthetic: Rose quartz necklace + mood ring combo