🌠 Cosmic Tea This Month
1. Saturn in Pisces (3H - ~Vibe Check~)
Big Mood: When group chat debates get too deep at 2AM 🤯
Pro Tip: Use May 10-25 to finally start that podcast/TikTok series 🎙️
Caution: Mercury square May 8 = don't subtweet your BFF 🙊
2. Jupiter in Gemini (5H - ~Glow Up~)
Main Character Energy: Your DMs blow up after posting that viral thinkpiece 🧵
Manifestation Hack: Carry a yellow notebook for sudden genius ideas 💡
3. Venus RX in Leo (9H - ~Wanderlust~)
Plot Twist: That study abroad ex slides back into your IG stories ✈️
Power Move: Wear gold hoops to repel messy energy 💫
🚀 Your May Game Plan
💰 Coin Alert
Bag Secured: May 24 = crypto/tech payday (NFTs? AI side hustle?) 💸
Fumble Warning: May 12 Full Moon = don't Venmo randos for "guaranteed" crypto tips 🚫
👩💻 Career Era
LinkedIn Slay: May 18-22 = recruiters stalking your profile 👀
Gen-Z Flex: Use ChatGPT to draft that resignation letter you've been dreaming of 📝
💘 Situationship Forecast
Ex Files: May 4-28 = "u up?" texts from someone you met at a protest 📲
Date Night Pro Tip: Museum dates > boring dinners this month 🖼️
🧠 Wellness Check
Viral Hack: "Doomscrolling detox" every New Moon Tuesday 📵
AYUSH Remedy: Brahmi gummies for that ADHD brain focus 🍬
📅 Critical Dates
✅ Slay Days: 24th (money magic), 19th (manifestation peak)
⚠️ Messy Days: 8th (drama tsunami), 12th (FOMO spending)
🔮 3 Must-Try Rituals
TikTok Trend: Manifest with "future self" journaling 📓
Vedic Bonus: Donate old phones to students on Saturdays
Astro Aesthetic: Garnet ring + blue light glasses combo 👓
Bob
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2025.04.16
