🌊 Cosmic Tea This Month
1. Jupiter in 4H (~Home Vibes~)
Big Mood: Turning your room into a Pinterest-perfect zen den 🧘♀️
Pro Tip: Host a sound bath sesh for your squad before May 15
Caution: Mercury square May 8 = don't text your landlord at 3AM 📱
2. Saturn in 2H (~Coin Drama~)
Reality Check: That "healing crystals" shopping spree needs a budget ✨➡️💸
Power Move: Use May 10-25 to finally monetize your meditation TikTok
3. Venus RX in 8H (~Soulmate Shifts~)
Plot Twist: Your twin flame might be that ex who owes you money 🔥
Vibe Protection: Wear rose quartz when checking old DMs
🚀 Your May Blueprint
💰 Coin Alert
Bag Secured: May 24 = surprise cash from grandma's old jewelry 💍
Fumble Warning: May 12 Full Moon = no more "manifesting" expensive crystals
👩💻 Career Era
Main Character Moment: May 19 = your spiritual coaching side hustle goes viral
Gen-Z Hack: Use Canva to design aura-themed merch
💘 Situationship Forecast
Ex Files: May 4-28 = "I dreamt about you" texts at midnight 🌙
Date Night Pro Tip: Sound healing dates > basic coffee meets
🧘 Wellness Check
Viral Hack: "Sleep manifestation" with selenite under your pillow 💤
AYUSH Remedy: Brahmi tea for that overthinking Pisces brain
📅 Critical Dates
✅ Slay Days: 24th (money magic), 19th (manifestation peak)
⚠️ Messy Days: 8th (sleep-deprived decisions), 12th (emotional spending)
🔮 3 Must-Try Rituals
TikTok Trend: "Ancestor money" ritual with jasmine incense
Vedic Bonus: Feed koi fish at temples on Fridays
Astro Aesthetic: Rose quartz necklace + mood ring combo
wendy
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2025.04.16
